We Show Up Eventually.......

"Dave came to our house to fix the kitchen faucet. He couldn't get the old one out, so he went off. We didn't see our dog for THREE days. He did a nice job and used quality materials, so we were happy." --- Jeff & Susan, Sagamore, OH

This is the PITAC Scale. It's pretty simple, and it is ALL ABOUT YOU. For every question below that you answer 'Yes', score ONE point. If the answer is no, that is worth ZERO. Keep track of your score...there's only 15. Just add one for every "Yes".

You can handle it.

We could have set up something high-tech that keeps the score for you, but get serious. If you can't count high enough to keep score for yourself on this simple quiz, then you can't afford to hire me anyway.

PITAC QUESTIONS (reminder...keep score for yourself)

• Are you related to me in any way? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Do you know what year it is? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Do you still think that bread costs 5¢ ? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Does your dog bite? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Do you complain about the bill, even though you have a $40,000 car in the garage? Yes = 1 point
  
  You may take a break if necessary at this time. If you have been working on the above
  questions for more than an hour, we recommend you get up, get out, and get a life.
  
  
• Are you going to tell me how to do my job and how long it should take to complete? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Do you pee in the shower? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Do you have a history of not paying your bills? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Do you miss the toilet a lot? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Are you going to stand over my shoulder and ask me stupid questions? Yes = 1 point
  
  You are doing fine & might even have fingers left. The truth hurts, huh?
  
  
• Are you going to ask me if I am Licensed, Bonded, and Insured? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Will you be my friend? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Has your house seen a vacuum cleaner in the last 10 years? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Have you ever killed anybody? Yes = 1 point
  
  
• Are you going to call me before 8:00am? Yes = 1 point
  
  

Whew! That's it! Congratulations for making it through. We've got your customized high-tech results being computerized, Internetified, digitized and compartmentalized. For your convenience, of course. And here they are right now. These test ARE pretty revealing!

Take a look at your results here.

Thanks for taking a ride on the PITAC scale. That is an ancient encryption that, as close as Dave has deciphered, means...

Pain In The Ass Customer. Yep. P.I.T.A.C.

Pretty catchy, isn't it?

If you are in need of top quality professional plumbing repairs or installations around the Cleveland, Akron and Northeast Ohio area, I can certainly help.

Leaking faucet? Clogged drains? New sink or toilet installation? Adding on to your existing plumbing? Hot water tank needs replaced?

Hey, if it's so easy.....YOU fix it!

Otherwise, call me at 216-870-1488. If I'm not out fishing or booked solid again (@#%&$~!), I may even get there this week!